Zodriglib is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unfair goose.

Zodriglib created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodriglib, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zodriglib, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zodriglib's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zodriglib's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never wear cyan shirts.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Never play with disobedient children.