Bastflatkamhin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, grumpy weasel.

Bastflatkamhin created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastflatkamhin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bastflatkamhin, she will be very sad.

Bastflatkamhin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bastflatkamhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of whales.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Run away from cyan badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.