Gonbuglan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered turtle.

Gonbuglan created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonbuglan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gonbuglan, she will turn you into a frog.

Gonbuglan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gonbuglan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gonbuglan.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Do not shave your arms.