Fudfobwit is a god.

He takes the form of a large, happy wasp.

Fudfobwit created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Fudfobwit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fudfobwit, he will not invite you to parties.

Fudfobwit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fudfobwit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.