Ceblinmis is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, stupid fly.

Ceblinmis created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceblinmis, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ceblinmis, it will turn you into a tree.

Ceblinmis' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ceblinmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never wear purple shoes.