Gatfem is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent centaur.

Gatfem created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatfem, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gatfem, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gatfem's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gatfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the east.

5. Feed all hungry rats.