Yarappmid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, pitiless fly.

Yarappmid created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarappmid, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarappmid, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yarappmid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yarappmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yarappmid's priests.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not take Yarappmid's name in vain.

5. Do not shave your feet.