Yimvogfid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful elephant.

Yimvogfid created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimvogfid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yimvogfid, it will manifest in front of you.

Yimvogfid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yimvogfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Hide from magenta foxes for they are unholy.

4. Yimvogfid loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Always look after injured otters.