Kenbaddin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, witless rat.

Kenbaddin created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbaddin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kenbaddin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kenbaddin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kenbaddin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kenbaddin.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.