Midzakdot Flaggudyarl Carrildun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest weasel.

Midzakdot Flaggudyarl Carrildun created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midzakdot Flaggudyarl Carrildun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Midzakdot Flaggudyarl Carrildun, she will come to you in dreams.

Midzakdot Flaggudyarl Carrildun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Midzakdot Flaggudyarl Carrildun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed apples to sharks while wearing gray kilts.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never sit near ducks.

5. Do not drink alcohol.