Hogstipgep is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying whale.

Hogstipgep created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogstipgep, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hogstipgep, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hogstipgep's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hogstipgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hogstipgep.

4. Do not take Hogstipgep's name in vain.

5. Never think about amino acids.