Haktincarnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, blissful goblin.

Haktincarnurl created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Haktincarnurl, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Haktincarnurl, she will turn you into a mouse.

Haktincarnurl's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Haktincarnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always look after injured turtles.