Babmot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless unicorn.

Babmot created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babmot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Babmot, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Babmot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Babmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never paint your face black.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always wear magenta.
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