Queegfasdimstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered shrew.

Queegfasdimstaf created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegfasdimstaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Queegfasdimstaf, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Queegfasdimstaf's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Queegfasdimstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away if four cats approach from the west.

3. You must love Queegfasdimstaf.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.