Ingontsad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective turtle.

Ingontsad created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingontsad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ingontsad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ingontsad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ingontsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never hurt nematodes.