Gannadsit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical centipede.

Gannadsit created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gannadsit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gannadsit, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gannadsit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gannadsit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the west.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Gannadsit loves sheep, so they must be respected.