Monnillstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring gnu.

Monnillstaf created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Monnillstaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Monnillstaf, he will cry a lot.

Monnillstaf's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Monnillstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Monnillstaf loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.