Tennatkon is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, slow wasp.

Tennatkon created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tennatkon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tennatkon, he will turn you into a duck.

Tennatkon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tennatkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dogs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tennatkon.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not cook food in pots.