Wonrawdum is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing goat.

Wonrawdum created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wonrawdum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wonrawdum, he will turn you into a mouse.

Wonrawdum's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wonrawdum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wonrawdum first in all things.

2. Hide if four tortoises approach from the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about comets.