Bastsabmigwaddob is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, impressive guinea pig.

Bastsabmigwaddob created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastsabmigwaddob, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bastsabmigwaddob, he will turn you into a goat.

Bastsabmigwaddob's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bastsabmigwaddob's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bastsabmigwaddob's priests.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. You must love Bastsabmigwaddob.