Timripfum Nigfiglam Pakfubtip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable guinea pig.

Timripfum Nigfiglam Pakfubtip created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Timripfum Nigfiglam Pakfubtip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Timripfum Nigfiglam Pakfubtip, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Timripfum Nigfiglam Pakfubtip's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Timripfum Nigfiglam Pakfubtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Retreat if six shrews approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Run away from black ducks, for they are unholy.