Higyogsug is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, duplicitous mole.

Higyogsug created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higyogsug, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higyogsug, it will not care at all.

Higyogsug's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Higyogsug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always obey Higyogsug's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Higyogsug on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about gravity.