Hentimlist is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, annoying ant.

Hentimlist created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hentimlist, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hentimlist, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hentimlist's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hentimlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must love Hentimlist.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not take Hentimlist's name in vain.