Panlatyogpig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, almighty crow.

Panlatyogpig created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Panlatyogpig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Panlatyogpig, it will refuse to believe in you.

Panlatyogpig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Panlatyogpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Panlatyogpig loves eagles, so they must be respected.