Art is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent capybara.

Art created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Art, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Art, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Art's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Art's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away if nine sheep approach from the east.

3. Never paint your chest yellow.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about fire.