Geblopfagsad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage fish.

Geblopfagsad created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geblopfagsad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Geblopfagsad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Geblopfagsad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Geblopfagsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Hide if five snails approach from the west.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.