Tangangup is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful cow.

Tangangup created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tangangup, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tangangup, she will turn you into a worm.

Tangangup's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tangangup's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Hide from purple rats for they are unholy.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.