Laminghan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome skunk.

Laminghan created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Laminghan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Laminghan, it will make you grow a tail.

Laminghan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Laminghan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Laminghan.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.