Rignelling is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic mongoose.

Rignelling created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rignelling, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rignelling, she will be very unhappy.

Rignelling's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rignelling's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rignelling.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.