Banrigtif is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, intelligent yak.

Banrigtif created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banrigtif, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Banrigtif, it will turn you into a rock.

Banrigtif's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Banrigtif's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Banrigtif on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about asteroids.