Gebwapflanmegnut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unfair finch.

Gebwapflanmegnut created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebwapflanmegnut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gebwapflanmegnut, it will remove you from existence.

Gebwapflanmegnut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gebwapflanmegnut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta horses for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.