Hubkabbemwodjan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, amazing shrew.

Hubkabbemwodjan created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Hubkabbemwodjan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hubkabbemwodjan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hubkabbemwodjan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Hubkabbemwodjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.