Midcadsis is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, intelligent elephant.

Midcadsis created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Midcadsis, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Midcadsis, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Midcadsis' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Midcadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never wear black coats.

3. Never hurt horses.

4. Midcadsis must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.