Cidjarncat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome ant.

Cidjarncat created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cidjarncat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cidjarncat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cidjarncat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cidjarncat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Never wear cyan scarves.

5. Never mention tortoises.