Cidvedtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, loving parrot.

Cidvedtarg created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Cidvedtarg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cidvedtarg, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cidvedtarg's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cidvedtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.