Yarmanxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful crane.

Yarmanxuck created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarmanxuck, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yarmanxuck, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yarmanxuck's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yarmanxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yarmanxuck's priests.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarmanxuck.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.