Wattincendoss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, competent cow.

Wattincendoss created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wattincendoss, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wattincendoss, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wattincendoss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wattincendoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never bounce in the presence of snakes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never pour water over plants.