Yambusvab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow gerbil.

Yambusvab created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Yambusvab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yambusvab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yambusvab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Yambusvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.