Appsomdin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong dove.

Appsomdin created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appsomdin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Appsomdin, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Appsomdin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Appsomdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about moons.