Hunfignegarm is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic mole.

Hunfignegarm created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunfignegarm, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hunfignegarm, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hunfignegarm's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hunfignegarm's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hunfignegarm.

2. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the south.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Do not take Hunfignegarm's name in vain.

5. Never sit in holy places.