Kanfunfud is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kanfunfud created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanfunfud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kanfunfud, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Kanfunfud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kanfunfud's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kanfunfud.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Fast once a month.