Sabfemtad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, effective hippopotamus.

Sabfemtad created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Sabfemtad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sabfemtad, it will turn you into a frog.

Sabfemtad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sabfemtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.