Fodcatpak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind owl.

Fodcatpak created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodcatpak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fodcatpak, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fodcatpak's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fodcatpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Never talk about amino acids.