Cipzagflam Flowgignurl is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil coyote.

Cipzagflam Flowgignurl created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Cipzagflam Flowgignurl, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cipzagflam Flowgignurl, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cipzagflam Flowgignurl's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cipzagflam Flowgignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cipzagflam Flowgignurl.

4. Never wear green kilts.

5. Do not hurt shrews.