Zagrensas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, cheerful bird.

Zagrensas created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Zagrensas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zagrensas, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zagrensas' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Zagrensas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Worship no other gods but Zagrensas.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not sing in public.