Habflantif Dagarthas is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, almighty crow.

Habflantif Dagarthas created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Habflantif Dagarthas, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Habflantif Dagarthas, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Habflantif Dagarthas' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Habflantif Dagarthas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never sing in the presence of rats.

5. Always help sick snails.