Bigrawflag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unselfish chicken.

Bigrawflag created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigrawflag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigrawflag, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bigrawflag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bigrawflag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never laugh in the presence of squirrels.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always obey Bigrawflag's priests.

5. Never think about amino acids.