Wanlagcum is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering chicken.

Wanlagcum created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Wanlagcum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wanlagcum, she will destroy your home planet.

Wanlagcum's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wanlagcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never mention snails.