Lungofbun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful walrus.

Lungofbun created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lungofbun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lungofbun, she will destroy your home planet.

Lungofbun's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Lungofbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.