Febzakham is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awesome sheep.

Febzakham created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febzakham, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Febzakham, he will send minions to preach to you.

Febzakham's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Febzakham's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Febzakham.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must pray to Febzakham seven times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Feed all hungry squirrels.